One would expect that given the size of any main stream language there would be a word for every need, or at least a series of words that can be strung together to make the point. There isn’t a word for all situations though. That’s why it’s necessary and acceptable to transform known terms into unofficial variants. The problem with cobbling word combinations together to make a point is that inertia and nuance is lost.
Still, there are words which must be said, which are yet unborn. Examples:
Hypoffendriac: The sort of person who is eager to be offended. No opportunity is lost to experience “outrage”, be “deeply hurt” or “Offended”.
Shallow Minded: Individuals whose strongly held opinions are determined primarily by what side they (or their friends or favorite actress) have taken. Inconsistencies or weaknesses in any stand they take can be explained by calling those with a different view names and making fun of them. When unsure what the truth is, these call opponents liars then seek the opinions of an actress or politician because “anyone that pretty or that ugly has to be right!”
The Odornary: A commoner who has recently undertaken to fart.
The Eleaked: Elitist who has expressed a gaseous haze of organic and therefore renewable natural emissions most probably resulting from upheaval connected to global warming and other assaults on Mother Gaia.
Retireded: Second and third time retirees.
Bejore: This is a male bodied individual who fancies himself manly and who at all times walks as if his pecs are flexed, elbows slightly out. When he remembers, he will deepen his voice in conversation. He will be preoccupied with his hair and will ascribe ampleness to his various parts.
Phud: edible delights which may degrade rather than support nutritional objectives but which are easy, comforting, and desireable. Chips, cheap burritos, candy, etc..
Symphony: the background of any painting to support the story being told in the foreground. Much like the background music that provides mood to the warblings of a favorite singer. Sometimes that part of the painting is so good, I forget to add the foreground.
There are other words screaming to be born.
I admit my personal goal to establish ten of them into the general lexicon.
What words have you never found in a dictionary that are clean?
