Spiritual Heeler: someone who worships their dog.

Accountant: a little one who keeps track of the numbers. “A count ant”

Rationalization: someone who persuades with rational lies to shut out truth. Rational lies – a shun

Vacation: that which rejuvenates the soul via the process of getting away for awhile. Vacate (to leave completely) + ion (a charged partical. It should charge you up)

Embarrassed: that feeling you might experience if someone exposed your back side in public. Blush.

A Dolt: what you are if you indulge in substandard behavior that is  labeled “adult” but is simply anti adult mischief.

Patients: what a doctor needs lots of to be successful where health care isn’t nationalized.

Even if eaten, too much food just gets waisted.

Transition: Called the teen years, the bridge between childhood and adult. Trans + zit + tion

Only an idiot calls people names.

Irony: when a pacifist politician hits their constituents with a tax.

Tray Din: the noise when you drop your tray. You’ll have to get another one to replace it

Venus Fly Trap: proof that even in nature plant closures are some times necessary.

Anyone who owns a $100 bill is a ‘Has Ben’.

Earl, timid lad that he was, got a face lift and felt emboldened.

Amateur nouns: names of most people you know. Pronouns: names of the big boys who’ve made it in their respective fields.